Heat's addition of LeBron and Bosh might actually be a subtraction

I feel bad for Brian Windhorst.  He has the thankless job of covering the Miami Heat and he has to serve as a mouthpiece for Chris Bosh.  I can think of so many other jobs that sound more appealing, than being Bosh's "voice".  I think I'd rather work Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs rather than defend or spew Bosh's stupid thoughts to the public.  I just read http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/news/story?id=6196012 on ESPN.com, and I'm annoyed.

Here are my thoughts. 

Dear Bosh ~ You suck. If you didn't suck so badly, complain about not wanting to bump against people bigger than you (teehee), and made your shots maybe your teammates would give you the ball. Last I checked Cosch Erik Spoelstra can't pass you the ball himself, so stop talking and look in the mirror you waste of space.

I also want to know the last time WADE's Miami Heat lost 5 games in a row.  I think the addition of LeBron James and Chris Bosh might actually be a subtraction...


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The Miami Heat are the anti-Charlie Sheen ~ They're not winning

The Chicago Bulls won a close one in the last few seconds of the game.  Final score 87-86.  Derrick Rose had 27 points and Luol Deng had 18 points.  ****  This picture is of Derrick from Christmas Day, when they Bulls played the New York Knicks.

Someone needs to tell the Miami Heat that there are 4 quarters in a game.  Actually, don't.  I like watching them lose.  I'm down with Pat Riley, Erik Spoelstra, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, and Dwyane Wade.  I'd toss LeBron James and Chris Bosh in two seconds.

Regardless, I can already hear the "We need to take a long hard look in the mirror," talk and I've already silenced their voices and excuses in my head.  Seems like just yesterday that those fools were counting all the championships that they were going to win on their fingers.  Fools.

Here's the clip of LeBron counting all the championships the Heat are going to win, now that the unholy union has been formed in South Beach.



The Bulls and the Heat met most recently on February 24, and the Bulls won that game also.  I'll share my favorite clip from that game with you.  It's Carlos Boozer and Chris Bosh.  Bosh falls and tries to sell a hard foul to the refs.  It's pathetic.



The Miami Heat are the anti-Charlie Sheen.  They're not winning.

Icing on the cake?  According to Brian Windhorst (Twitter: WindhorstESPN), "Spoelstra said some Heat players are crying in the locker room at the moment."

Seriously though.  There's no crying in professional basketball.  These guys need to man up.  At least they didn't blame the refs for the loss like Gabrielle Union (i.e. Wade's girlfriend, Twitter: itsgabrielleu), "Congrats REF u just won the game...how does that feel???!! Great game...too bad the ref bet on the bulls."




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