Tweets from the Lakers v Heat game ~ Funny

My Tweets from the Los Angeles Lakers v Miami Heat game...  The most recent ones are towards the top.

• @Cristina_Doral I think big zydrunas' presence on the floor made all the difference
• @MagicJohnson great picture! Didn't even look at it til they showed you and Riley on tv. Duh - Pat = Riley!
• I should've known that when Magic mentions "Pat" he means "Riley"
• Playoff atmosphere at the AAA #lakers v #heat. Miami with 2 pt lead, with about 90secs left.
• You think the #Heat tell #Zydrunas not to shoot? He's open & can make 10 footers. He can also miss a 3 pointer like every1 but #Bibby.
• @ochocinco I've seen it with possession arrows.
• In response to his tweet about refs changing a call when a player "complains"
• #Odom goes right at & over Zydrunas & camera shows Khloe #Kardashian clapping! Are we showing all WAGs after their men score? #Lakers #Heat
• After 3, #lakers up 70-68 on the #heat.
• #Bosh misses both free throws... Seriously? That's right! He's more comfortable getting the ball down low. #Lakers v #Heat
• Lakers up 6 with about 3 left in the 3rd... #Lakers v #Heat
• "#Dampier cannot handle it" as he loses the ball... Put in #Zydrunas. #Lakers v #Heat.
• #Kobe just picked up his 3rd foul... #Lakers v #Heat with about 8 left in the 3rd... Tied at 55.
• I want to see #Artest compete in the NBA skills challenge... At least he stuck with it! #Lakers v #Heat
• I like Marv Albert and Mike Fratello, but do they make the same hair appts? Their hair is the same color. #TNT Buddies!!! #Lakers v #Heat
• Chris #Bosh drove the lane and missed once (and maybe even twice) #Zydrunas had to finish for him... Bosh is terrible. #Lakers v #Heat
• @MikoHorn Awww ~ Me too!!! After all these years still wish him the best! Plus he saved my life years ago, so he's good in my book :-P
• In response to her tweet that she "hearts" Zydrunas.
• Dear #Zydrunas, please recommend your barber to Matt Barnes. That Caesar cut was over with Clooney and ER. #Lakers v #Heat
• Come on, #Fratello! Let's not dog #Ilgauskas... #Cavs loyalty :-P
• Chris Bosh did come out aggressive vs. Lakers....and got in foul trouble. To the bench. Lakers up 12-10 in spirited start.
• 1st quarter and about 6 mins in and #heat aren't crying YET. #Lakers up 3.
• The Heat's arena is half empty, and the half that are there are Lakers fans.
• With #Dampier as their starting center the #Heat deserve to lose EVERY game. "Dampier not able to finish" what's the o/u on that quote?
• "whining and bitching like a little girl" - Charles #Barkley regarding the Miami #Heat

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Miami Heat v Boston Celtics ~ Thoughts from the 2nd Quarter

Game on...  2nd Quarter begins...  Celtics are up 7.  Here we go... 

• Just received a text from a friend in the media who's at the game.  Whew!  I'm relieved.  We're rooting for the same team.  Go Celtics!
• Marquis Daniels is getting some playing time in Boston.  I like it.
• Is Erik Spoelstra wearing a black Power Balance bracelet?  I took mine off on this morning.  Maybe I should put it back on.
• Boston is up 12, with 8:23 left in the 2nd.  Woohoo!
• Is Zydrunas Ilgauskas even on the Heat bench?  I didn't see him in the huddle.
• Actually I just realized that Zydrunas is now reunited with Ronnie Rothstein...  For those of you that don't remember, Ronnie used to be under Mike Fratello back in the day in Cleveland.
• Marquis Daniels has 6 points, and is looking to be the star of the game so far ~ but it's EARLY.
• I'm listening to Mike Fratello now actually.  Wow.  It's like a reunion in the fraternity we call the "NBA".  Yes, I know Mike Miller recently got injured.  If I remember correctly, he got his finger caught in a jersey in either practice or a preseason game.  Regardless, Miller being out does hurt the Heat's ability to spread the floor.  Those are the breaks.
• I just heard Bosh, LeBron, and Wade's stats lines.  The numbers are pathetic.  I'm smiling.
• They're showing Union Oyster House in the background as we return from commercial.  I've eaten there.  I had the clam chowder.
• Udonis Haslem just shot and missed.  ****  I saw him when I was in Miami.  He was walking into the Fontainbleu Miami during Super Bowl XLIV.
• Bosh just missed.  Still smiling.
• Zydrunas is in the game and he's wearing a Miami Heat jersey.  Weird.

Celtics are up 45-30...


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