Did you see that Hank Haney quit his job as swing coach for Tiger Woods via text message (i.e. at least that's what People.com is reporting)? Nobody ever said breaking up was easy. In fact, the whole scenario reminds me of a book that I read years ago, when I was going through a break-up with my first fiance.
The book was entitled, "It's Not Me, It's You: A Modern Girl's Guide to Breaking Up"... I thought the book was funny and left it on the nightstand by accident one day. Needless to say, he was not amused.