For all of us that worked on Columbus Day, here's a clip from the movie "You, Me, and Dupree": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B47OyIcS-TA Unfortunately, whoever uploaded it to Youtube, doesn't disabled the embedding feature.
Here's the dialogue if you're too lazy to click:
Dupree: I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer: We work.
Dupree: Really? The guy discovered the new world.