Dear Miami Heat players, please "shut up" and play.
Dear Erik Spoelstra, if you get fired, come hang out with me. By the way, LeBron body-checked you when he bumped into you. I'm no genius, but I am a girl so I know "passive-aggressive" behavior (i.e. KIDDING, kind of, not really) when I see it.
For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about? Here's a video I found on Youtube.
I'd like to bump into Spoelstra (i.e. but not like LeBron did)... Haha. Coach Spoelstra is a cutie! See you guys on Thursday at the Quicken Loans Arena!